Doormat — "Do Not Disturb! I'm Reading Smut (Unless You Have Champagne)" Funny Welcome Mat
Regular price
$36.00
Size
Step inside with a wink. This striped coir doormat greets visitors with playful, handwritten text that reads: “Do not disturb! I’M READING SMUT unless you have champagne...” The warm, muted stripes and soft script feel cozy and lived-in — like a well-loved reading nook. Thick, natural coconut fibers catch dirt and brush off easily, while the black vinyl backing keeps the mat steady on porches and entryways. Built to sit outside your door and invite the right kind of interruption, it blends cheeky personality with functional, eco-conscious materials.
Product features
- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable, natural scraping action
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- One size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) — fits most doorways
- Designed mainly for outdoor use to trap dirt and moisture before entering
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
Product features
- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable, natural scraping action
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- One size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) — fits most doorways
- Designed mainly for outdoor use to trap dirt and moisture before entering
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
Regular price
$36.00
Size
Step inside with a wink. This striped coir doormat greets visitors with playful, handwritten text that reads: “Do not disturb! I’M READING SMUT unless you have champagne...” The warm, muted stripes and soft script feel cozy and lived-in — like a well-loved reading nook. Thick, natural coconut fibers catch dirt and brush off easily, while the black vinyl backing keeps the mat steady on porches and entryways. Built to sit outside your door and invite the right kind of interruption, it blends cheeky personality with functional, eco-conscious materials.
Product features
- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable, natural scraping action
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- One size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) — fits most doorways
- Designed mainly for outdoor use to trap dirt and moisture before entering
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.
Product features
- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable, natural scraping action
- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place
- One size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) — fits most doorways
- Designed mainly for outdoor use to trap dirt and moisture before entering
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.